bardish: 40s; MD (to023)
Jeff Calhoun ([personal profile] bardish) wrote in [personal profile] enveloped 2018-08-28 12:42 am (UTC)

[ CUE NERVOUS LAUGH. ]

I'm less fine!

Wait. Sorry. That's not-- we're making idle chit-chat here, and that's not chit-chat talk.

[ LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN. ]

I'm fine.

[ Pause pause pause. ]

These little guys are still alive. There's even a lobster in here. So I was thinking, like... maybe we could let them go at the beach? And then go out for shellfish that somebody else killed for us after.

[ ANOTHER PAUSE. ]

Or is that a little morbid? Liberating these shellfish and then eating others...

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